No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
