Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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