Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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