its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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