Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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