ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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