She even gives head with a lisp.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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