bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she pinky promised me she was 18
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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