Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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