u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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