What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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