Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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