I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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