I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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