We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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