Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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