Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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