How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
