: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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