Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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