Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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