I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
that may or may not have been my penis.
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