I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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