Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
we're so committed to being not committed
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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