Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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