I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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