And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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