He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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