I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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