i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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