I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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