I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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