ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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