just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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