One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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