Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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