But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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