It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I know her cup size but not her name....
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