All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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