I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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