quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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