Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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