he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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