Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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