just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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