ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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