This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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