Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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