just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am available for nakedness
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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