My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You surviving the open bar?
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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