how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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