So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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