I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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