So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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